Sorry in advance...

[Bunyip]

I was in the pub last night when some bloke came over and asked if my thigh would like a drink. It was a strange question, but I was thirsty so I accepted. Then he came over again and asked if my knee wanted to join him at his table. I politely refused. Then he invited my ankle to a party.

It was at that point that it dawned on me, he was pulling my leg.

xx